Welcome to Fernlaith Hill, where every window is black, water glows in the dark, and brothers tumble from the sky.

     Old ladies keep monsters in their sheds, amateur surgeons practise on kitchen tables, and the goalposts are eager to attack.

     Soon the monsters will be singing you songs about friendly bus drivers, the amateur surgeons will have their eyes on your belly, and the goalposts will have their eyes on your future.

     But it's your big brother you'll really need to watch out for...

     He'll scare the ears off you.

Featuring an exclusive foreword by acclaimed bus driver Baldomero Izquierdo, this fully illustrated book is a must for anyone who's ever been on a bus, slipped on a fish sandwich, or fed their wee brother to a monster.